Any Charecter Played By Kyle Maclachlan Is Automatically Butch, No I Will Not Elaborate

This is a list of things I relate being butch with:

In primary school,being the only girl to carry the chairs even tho the teacher asked the boys to do it

Apple jack being your favorite

Cooking in a cabin in the country side

The entirety of Brokeback mountain

Getting called dyke (but instead of being upset your heart does a kick flip)

Being a horse girl growing up or loving how to train your dragon (which let's be honest is literally just a horse girl movie with dragons)

Having one specific male character that you are obsessed with and you treat him as an honorary lesbian (aka Logan from X-Men he's butch your honor)

Cooking mash potatoes

Wearing jeans and just being shirtless

Loving bears, bee's, wolves,dogs anything with sharp teeth

Fangs <3

Being the giver (even when you wish someone bought you the flowers)

Stealing dads Cologne or clothes

Late night drives

Do we fw butches w long hair? Butches who occasionally wear makeup? Or butches who're in touch with their femininity or aren't completely hyper masc?

Being butch is being a combination of ever single awkard/loserish teenage boy Charecter you saw growing up

they’re literally soulmates you guys

Just watched a complete unknown and my sister said Bob and sylvie look like a butchfemme couple and I totally agree

Timebomb Yuri... Non-binary Stud Ekko.... Is anyone there..... Lesbian Jinx..... Can anyone hear me.....

This is literally Sunburn by chloe Michelle howarth

when a ship involves one character being so utterly devoted to the other that its borderline religious????? when the devoted character is written to be seen as a sinner, or damned, or a non believer??? and the other character an angel or god-like???? i simply eat that shit UP how can you not??

What is your favourite type of biscuit?

Non British people probably won't know what these are

Ironically my favs are chocolate lesbians 😭

If you can't love me at my online attention whore, you don't get to love me at my pathetically obsessed with her partner loser lesbian at home.

butches…… mmmm butches…. need a butch so bad…. guys i can’t do this right now