Sorry, Can't Today. The Narrative Forces Aren't Aligned

Pre-ordered the Prom figures for N and Uzi, now I've gotta wait til May to get them ;-;

You know, it is a TRIP going through all my old fanfics and realizing that yeah, they were self-insert damsel-in-distress hell, but they also reflected pretty heavily on my mental state at the time. I just really wanted someone to care about me, and maybe I showed that by constantly putting myself my OC in danger and having my favorite fictional people worry about me my OC

What would happen if someone was sentenced to life in prison, and then resurrected? Would they go back to prison? Would they just go free? Would it depend on what they did? How long would a resurrected person live post-undeath? A regular lifetime? How would they age(if at all)? What if you were resurrected so many years after you died, your skin/meat was gone? Would people who were going to eventually live again just not decay? Would they implement those bells that people could ring if they were buried alive? Would that be part of a graveyard job? Listening for bells being rung by people who undied? What would their time being dead be like? A nap that they just, wake up from? Or an afterlife that they got thrown out of?

i think it would be funny if people occasionally arose from the dead. like if that was a real-life one-in-a-million but well-documented Thing That Sometimes Happens, and the entire legal system around death (laws on inheritance & marriage & murder etc) had to include caveats for the unlikely-but-scientifically-possible event that the dead person in question might spontaneously self-resurrect, even years or decades after death. it would raise so many inconvenient and absurd possibilities

I forgot his hat D:

I have made a gummy bear version of our best boi GummiGoo :)

It's mine now (⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ🥪

hey is it ok if i leave this sandwich out on the dash 🥪ill eat it later

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

I love this so much. My serotonin levels are so high rn

Sound on ♡

I loved this interaction so much they're so cute and then the wall scene right after ugghh ❤️

Y'all PLEASE I saw this cup at the store last night and. Please. Imagine Childe drinking out of it. Traveler or Teucer or Zhongli(whoever you want) would get it for him and he'd LOVE IT and bring it to Harbinger meetings and it would be AMAZING.

How do I

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