Sorry Not Sorry, Lil Dudes

If y’all had to come up with a last name for Alastor what would it be?

You are working the gate in the afterlife and for the first time ever, something the humans built has shown up to be processed. You’re not sure what to do, this… entity shouldn’t have a soul, but here it is in front of you, freshly dead and awaiting the next life.

the kind of hope they all talk about, the kind of feelings we sing about

Either Mr. Campbell pays that good (unlikely) or he runs around with like twenty odd jobs, trying to pay the bills.

So, since Camp Campbell is a SUMMER camp... what the fuck does David do the rest of the year? Like, what's his OTHER job??? WHAT DOES HE DO???????

quite fun to imagine fairy circles less as "trickster gods kidnapping humans from the human realm" and more as "fae scientists capture-tag-and-releasing humans back into the wild, hoping to one day understand the behavior of this bizarre feral gremlin species that keeps getting lost and wandering into the Fae's backyard"

u are NOT welcome to my twisted mind. KEEP OUT! it’s private

Status update: might just buy everything in five below

Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog

“I want my dog back.” You demand. The Book Keeper looks down “It says here that your dog died peacefully from old age- hang on, how did you get to the underworld? You’re not due here for decades.” You glare at them. “I don’t care what it says and you do not want to know the lengths I’ll go to.”

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