Dragons Are Cool.

"It was a joke" Okay well if I had said that same "joke" to you would you have laughed? Or would you be pissed right now?

reblog if you like girls and/or pasta

You are an alien assassin tasked with killing the human ambassador. Only to find out all your poisons like caffeine, chocolate, capsaicin, tabacco mint etc. Don’t work

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whoa what's this? first ever tumblr post ?? (i literally have no idea how this website works so please bear with me :'] )

aaanyways ! here are some whiteboard doodles i've done ! i WILL be posting more of these goobers alongside oc stuff so stay tuned !!!

lmao sorry for the confusion

There's this poll on twitter, the tumblr sexyman poll, y'know the jizz. It's in pair now, and Bill is paired with Wheatley. I am asking about your hc on how Fordsy and Bill reaction to this. Idk i just think it's funny if they were to be aware of this fiasco.

Ohhhh, okay! I'm not on Twitter lol, had no idea.

Bill thinks it's great. People are calling him sexy, as they should. He is entirely confident in the fact that he's going to win. Loves the publicity and attention, loves how his most devoted followers get so mad when people vote incorrectly, loves the drama. He definitely brags about it.

Ford on the other hand is mostly confused. To him, Bill is neither sexy nor a man. Attractive, sure, but sexy? And Bill doesn't have a human-relevant gender in the first place, he's a triangle and identifies as such! The whole thing is ridiculous and makes no sense. He still votes for Bill.

*gives Bex a shiny gemstone necklace*

*gives Bex a shiny crown ring*

*gives Bex a shiny black and gemstone ring*

I JUST WANT HER TO BE SHINY!

Born to yap

Forced to comprehend language

adhdhom0, 10:07pm on a Tuesday

Alastor: Can you dance?

Reader: Ya, watch this- *proceeds to break dance*

Alastor: …Fascinating.