March 💔

various dumb worm comics ( i promise i'll come back with some actual decent fanart soon )

Being autistic and also a Hyperpop/breakcore/ect enjoyer is really funny bc the sounds of being outside in the real world are often so tiring to me but if I wanna unwind and have a good time I will listen to the the most unnatural noises conjured up by evil computers and specifically designed to make your head explode. awesome

this video does more in 10 seconds than your fave’s entire filmography

"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave

every time i see porn where its like, very clearly attempting to appeal to the gamer aesthetic or whatever, its so funny to me bc its always some pristine stick-thin model with a switch controller vaguely in frame or something while she shakes her barely extant ass and its like . you have no idea what the appeal is here.

when i say i want to fuck nerds i'm talking about unkempt neets who want to infodump to me about kingdom hearts lore while they're fully hilted in my mouth. im talking about barely clothed tgirls cemented to their gamer chairs from tryhard sweat bc shes spent the past 4 hours trying to get to heaven in strive, my face buried between her fat fucking thighs and feeling her cock twitch against my face when she hits a heavenly potemkin buster . what was i talking about

Thinkin' about how funny it is that Protectorate capes got mad about Cauldron after the Echidna fight. Like, buddy, you work for the U.S. government; sit the fuck down.

"I'm opposed to human trafficking!" No you aren't. C'mon. C'mon.

"Ripping people away from their lives and keeping them locked in cells for years is wrong!" That is literally part of your job, dude. Be serious.

This couldn't have happened to more deserving people

me: who's been a good girl?

my medieval puppygirl gf Brunhilda: tis I, my liege!! tis i!!!

She's a 10 but she makes you play Muck with her