Sex (putting Your Penis Inside Of Someone) Isn't Real. It Was Invented To Sell 80s Porn Vhs Tapes. Before

t4t + autism may be my new favorite combo.

Oh, you're ok with my sex organs not being what you'd initially expect? Oh you ALSO know what it's like to have that little nagging fear someone won't react well? Oh you understand the issues of being trans in a world that isn't ready? Oh you understand the importance of gender affirmation when I'm at my most vulnerable? Oh you're not making sex specifically about gender roles and stereotypes? Oh you'll listen to me ramble about my kinks? Oh you're ok with/even like the way I absolutely love some words and phrases and use them a little too much when talking? Oh you'll let me flap my hands when you pull my shorts off? Oh you'll make sure that I feel okay with what you're doing otherwise you'll gently guide me through things I'm nervous about?

Oh, sorry, you're hot as fuck?! Oh you're a fucking amazing human being who I'm blessed to be fucking right now?! Oh you're making something that makes many trans/neurodivergent people nervous into a highly safe and enjoyable experience?! You're a super sexy baby who's making the world better with your smile?!

Sorry, I didn't realize I was in the presence of joy incarnate...

abstension-only education has got my generation cooked i swear to god

hey in case you didn't know trans inclusive terminology in healthcare is not about protecting peoples feelings, it's to stop insurance companies from going "well it says here that hysterectomies are a procedure performed on WOMEN and you keep insisting that you're a MAN so we do not in fact have to cover that have a nice day and eat shit"

I think maybe Weld could be force-femmed with magnets

girls day out

your friends think about you, y'know? they smile and think about goofy shit you've said. they pray for you. they smell your perfume in a shop and think of you fondly. they tell anecdotes involving you to strangers and friends. they remember the way you hug or bite or high five and want to repeat it with you. they love you. i promise.

You are a PRACTICING OCCULTIST. You deal mostly in white magic, you can't deal with that dark magic hogwash. You enjoy the work quite a lot, especially when you are WORKING AT THE COFFEESHOP and writing WHOLESOME LITERATURE. You recently lost a CAT, and hope he returns home soon. What will you do?

i have such hate in my heart

GLaDOS: I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I've discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others.

GLaDOS: There are no other humans in this facility. Just you. Therefore, you lack a source of envy of which would trigger the feelings of insecurity in your tiny simple human brain.

GLaDOS: A shame, isn't it? I thought so too. Which is why I've taken it upon myself to artificially create a humanoid body for myself so that you'll have someone to envy. A female figure who is taller than you, more mature than you and has larger breasts than you. Gaze upon my new form of perfection and shrink away in your envy. You'll never achieve this level of perfectio- why are you smiling at me like that. Stop it.

i think that there need to be more predatory lesbians on the internet. to help with the overpopulation of prey lesbians.