I'm So Tired.

There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).

I don’t really care that much who follows this blog

but if I am on your dni list then yeah I’m gonna treat you like a protected migratory bird that got onto my house and gently remove you

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

Appalled murder cultist realising she shares a fandom with the notorious henghost and leaving the cult at once

I'm doing my part to save lives 🫡

like it's crazy seeing lgbt autistic people of color (<- or any combination of these things) on here casually talking about how Degenerates need to stay away from their blogs. in your paranoia regarding swathes of completely imagined & invented pedophiles roving the website just waiting for a chance to get their hands all over your blog, you have accidentally started talking exactly like a nazi. and to be clear im saying this about blogs ran by people well into their twenties i'm not going on about this after seeing, like, some random 14yo saying it or whatever. crazy

"Gentlemen, it appears Jack Slash has been... Jacked Off."

i may have gone too far this time

trying to find references and only getting weight loss tips can you all GO TO HELL

Children hospital jump scare. What the hell

rationality technique: read the book you're talking about

you may end up "less wrong" about it