Internal Monologue While Scanning An Archive Of Public Domain Photos: Ooh Yeah That Guy With A Weird

I don’t really care that much who follows this blog

but if I am on your dni list then yeah I’m gonna treat you like a protected migratory bird that got onto my house and gently remove you

Shadow 5.12: Victoria Channels the Inner Cop

thing that somehow more than one queer person has said to me: yeah theres exactly 12 types of people because theres like 12 star-based time periods people can be born in. and youre the bitch type

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

crazy that taylor, dyke that she is, never once commented on the siberian's bush situation

Currently on arc 9 of the Ward audiobook, "waggle" doesn't feel like a real word anymore

mom!! we're in the news

The Guardian article link