At What Point Is Human Pinkie Pie Gonna Become Some Sort Of Online T4t Hieroglyph Indicating Sexual Interest.

I played a fuck ton of CoC in my teens and I'm trying to find out what kinds of similar games are out there, and these normie-ass listicles that pop up when you Google "games like CoC" are killing me

Ashley Stillons:

prone to collateral damage

can fly

questionable morals

is blonde

is hot

might actually, textually be into women

Amy Dallon: I can work with this.

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

SHORTS YOUNGSTER GREW UP, TRANSITIONED, AND MOVED TO UNOVA???

Ward, arcs 17–20 or so

a while ago i saw an anti-cnc meme that went something like "if your boyfriend learns not to stop at "no", do you really think he's gonna stop at Pineapple?" and ive been thinking about it a lot. like, it assumes that words have some kind of mystical meta-meaning that persists in all contexts, that if we discard the word "no" we also discard the concept of saying no in a symbolic sense. It's a lingually prescriptivist argument in disguise.

girls day out

imagine being eidolon's shard right after his echidna clone gets spat out and he's like yeahhhh. sorry im gonna need a power that gives me and the alexandria clone cool inverted-color costumes that reverse all the themes of our original costumes. yeah you're gonna need to design them. you have 0.8 seconds btw. like holy shit i would have manifested 7 additional endbringers on the spot

It’s so funny that cauldron was doing all this horrific experimentation in order to find broken powers that were never supposed to be given out to anyone, in the hopes that one of those impossible powers might possibly be able to meaningfully hurt scion in a way he was counting on humans not having access to.

And then scion just handed out The Entity Killer to lily as a natural trigger, straight up. She clustered even, there’s three different people with that power naturally.