Murder Suicide My Ass You White Haired Cunt

⭐️ cute things to say to your crush ⭐️

- i see dead people.

- do you know mothman? i do.

- i know a thing or two about a few unsolved murders that not even the feds know.

- aliens took me once.

- *unholy screeching*

- you’d be a perfect specimen.

- you make me forget about my time in the forest.

- there’s a ghost in my basement.

- the government’s after me.

- i’ve been in witness protection four separate times.

- d.b. cooper is my dad.

- i’ve got my third eye on you.

- AR-O-GO-GO-RU-ABRAO - Thou spiritual Sun! Satan, Thou Eye, Thou Lust! Cry aloud! Cry aloud! Whirl the Wheel, O my Father, O Satan, O Sun!

Can someone please write a fanfiction or a headcanon where Jaskier just has a Griffin, like he saved it as a chick cause it's mom died and now the Griffin thinks jaskier is it's mom. I'd live for some angry husband trying to kill Jas cause he slept with his wife and "Oop nevermind big monster". Pls someone ಥ_ಥ

BOI

Woof woof

everyone say thank you con

Istg this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard

Con-going Cosplay Hacks

- Check out of your hotel early Most hotels accept cash payment at any point during your stay. If you are splitting up the payment of your room, head down to the front desk as soon as you have everyone’s share of the money. They will still hold the credit card for any extra incidentals, but this way you don’t have to wait in a long line at the end of your con stay to check out.

- Put bandaids on the back of your uncomfortable shoes You’re wearing a shoe that cuts into your heel, something you only notice after walking around the con for two hours. If you happen to be wearing tights, you can place a fabric bandaid into the heel of the shoe itself and have it be just as effective. This way you won’t have to remove your tights to get the bandaid on your skin!

- BRING FABREEZE AND SHOUT WIPES/TIDE PENS Someone in your group is going to stain their costume. It’s 100% guaranteed to happen. Whether it’s from food, drink, or smudged makeup, Shout Wipes or Tide Pens will save you from the stress of now having a stained costume.

Also, Fabreeze. It will make you feel better about wearing the same clothes multiple days in a row (not just cosplay!), AND it is a good idea to spray your cosplay down before packing it back up for the trip back home.

- Bag up what you can of your cosplays Buy the galleon storage bags for your trip and squeeze what you can of each cosplay into the bag. Label the bags as needed (ex: McCree 1 of 2). This way you have everything you need for that cosplay together in one place, thus saving yourself from tearing apart your entire suitcase every time you want to change cosplays. If parts of your costume don’t fit into bags, that’s okay! At least they’re big enough not to lose track of. Or you can upgrade from a storage bag to trash bags!

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I love novahd fanfics that are like “I opened the door for my Aleks and wrapped him in a blanket in case he got cold” when in reality it would be like “I tripped the fucker on the way to the car and stole the blanket for myself cause the lil shit doesn’t deserve it”

God fucking damn it leave these poor lesbians alone

My Millennium Rod is ready!!!

The build didn’t take too long or require too many materials: Wood, wooden sphere, wooden dowel, polymer clay, glue (PVA and super glue), paint and sanding paper, (and a passion for Yu-Gi-Oh! certainly helps :p) I didn’t have a tapered dowel so I had to sand a cylinder it in that shape by hand (if I had a lathe it would certainly have saved me time).

Big thank you to my dad for helping me out assembling the whole thing :)

As always, shoot me a message if you would like further information about this build and I will do my best to help you out!

Hello I'd just like to say that Stanford Pines' thighs are thick and I want to lay kisses and bites on them. Thank you*walks off Earth*