Aceacebaby42 - Khensani

I’ve discovered, during my many firefly-catching excursions, that if I use my phone flashlight to see them, they will flee rapidly away from me.

I was going to mock this, as it’s basically a giant firefly, but then I realized that if an enormous human randomly spawned from the dead of night and began chasing me, I too would Usain-fucking-Bolt in the opposite direction.

Me, when I walk into my local GameStop and don’t see my favorite employee:

call your homie a cutie patootie. Trust me he needs it.

the r in tumblr stands for gay

“You’re worth the whole damn bunch put together.”

- Nick Carraway

No you don't understand how important the gay people in my phone are to me

yeah yeah opening a fic and "he would not fucking say that" but what about you open the fic and "he would fucking say that". what about that pure feeling of euphoria when it's exactly right the way you like it

“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”

My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding

my general interpretation of all of matpat's channels

game theory: the character you like is actually evil, and everything you know is a lie

film theory: can you survive popular franchise? probably not,

food theory: the absolute corporate ASSHAT CLOWNS in the food industry are LYING PIECES OF SHIT here's some tips on anarchist mutual aid-

gtlive: my marriage is better than yours. also fuck jason

every single time