"I'm So Out Of My Jewish Era"-9/22

"people's vagina's being spread open and dog's coming out," - 1/31

"What is this fascination with Ohio, it's an undeserved reputation" - 11/13

"Bicycle's are a consumer good, but you don't eat them. " - 1/9

"My gums feel weird..."-10/8

"do you have Mommy milkers?"

"I have big mommy milkers"

"I have more nip than anything"-2/2

"What's your issue?"

"Uh, uhm, DRUG ABUSE!" - 1/29

"Do you want me to put my legs around your neck?"-3/9

"Did you know Steven Hawking was on Epstien's Island?"

"Of course I know, I was there, I saw him. I also enjoy naked midgets trying to solve math problems on tall chalkboards" -1/9

"In my mind, I have a cartoon mind," -9/18