"Oh Fuck Me! National Fuck Me Day!" - 8/18

"If I get AIDS we both get AIDS." - 1/12

"You are in deep doo doo

WE are in deep doo doo" -1/27/25

"Wyatt's looking for a sugar mama." - (Teacher)

"Hell yeah!"

"Looks like you're going to be working, (name) " - (Teacher)

"I'd rather be homeless..." - (name) - 9/13

"Don't lick it! Don't lick Joseph's candy! He doesn't want his candy licked! " -9/13

"I look like a Dorito in with shorts on," -2/17

"How are you gonna have kids, you cant even look up from your phone long enough to have sex"- 11/19

"Can't wait too see all that baby oil!" - 10/7

"What's your issue?"

"Uh, uhm, DRUG ABUSE!" - 1/29

"We're going to have to hump now" -1/27/25

"No maam, no ham, no turkey, no jam," -9/27