"*meows* The Pussy Is Here" - 1/31

"In my mind, I have a cartoon mind," -9/18

"You love me ferociously" - 1/11

"so if you have a sledgehammer in your closet then it's acceptable"-11/28

"I shoot a three in your mouth," - 9/6

"Leave it to Andrew to provide the next workforce" - 11/19

"I do not watch videos about gay dudes prepping their assholes for sex" - 3/8

"It looks like your doing an experiment on kids on oxygen." - 8/23

“I’ve got a dirty booty” - 9/13

"If I was bit on the peen by a snake, would you suck out the poison?" -3/14

"They're fast, they can jump, and they have a big peepee" -4/7/25