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Things I’ve Learned Off of Pinterest

I’m a dumb shit and English hard as F U C K

Whom refers to an object while who refers to a person. If in doubt, use who (However who can also replace whom entirely even if it’s an object.)

When plotting a book or story, jot everything down that you want to happen. It can be in specific order or not. Then just V R O O M

Blond is a man with blond hair.

Blonde is a woman with blonde hair.

Brunet can be used for both man and woman with brown hair.

Brunette refers to a woman with brown hair.

Fiancé is referring to a man engaged to someone

Fianceé is referring to a woman engaged to someone

Already knew this but I feel like some people need to know this: There must be a paragraph break everytime a new character speaks. Also, if the Time, Place, Topic, or Person changes, add in a new paragraph. Basically, think of it as a movie. Everytime the cmaera angle changes, do a paragraph break.

If you don’t know what to write during a scene, need to research, or others, write in a word that’ll you’ll probably never use. I personally use Gobbledygook or tittynope

IT’S PIQUED MY INTEREST THANKS FOR NOTHING ELA

IT’S NOT PHASED ITS FAZED

IF IT HAS BEEN A LONG DAY, IT’S WEARY. IF SOMEONE ACTS SUS AS SHIT IT’S WARY.

Also appearantly it’s per se not per say whoops😃

That is all thank you for coming to my Theodore Conversation

These Roses are known as Rainbow Roses and you can't tell me I'm not gonna have a them everywhere when I get married.

Pictures from Japan

hey hey hey just a slight psa about this ad

TW BELOW FOR ANIMAL HARM MENTION

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in the replies/star reviews, among the images of various purchases from other customers, and a phone number of some sort, there is a image of a deer, bloodied, and missing it's back half. this is more than triggering to anyone who loves their animals, and unfortunately I cannot tell if the Image is real or fake, but it is there. it is not censored. there is heavy amounts of blood. please keep this in mind before you go scrolling through the reviews and are sensitive to animal harm.

hey so, as a man who works with other men, here’s a quick relationship tip: if he doesn’t much like cats, that might be just a personal preference. if he hates cats, if he tells you he hates cats as soon as he hears that you have a cat and love your cat, he’s an asshole. he’s telling on himself.  

every guy i’ve ever worked with that makes a point of telling me how much he hates cats as soon as i mention that i have a cat and love my cat, is always someone who is regularly cruel for fun and who laughs in the breakroom about the mean things they do for fun to their girlfriends and children. 

I'm questioning if I should log off or not

Forgive me.

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you are like an empty tip jar

What I Want

1. Stars on my skin. That’s right fuckers I want stars on my fucking skin that glow in the dark. Now, not in random places, no. In certain places on my body (Elbows, wrists, knuckles, knees, neck, etc.) there are just a fucking CLUSTER of stars that glow in the dark.

2. Pitch black eyes with an entire fucking GALAXY in them. Anywhere there is black because the galaxies couldn’t touch them is just able to reflect like a mirror. Galaxies are Seyfert's Sextet and Swicky's Triplet. 

3. When I blush, the blush is fucking purple and black and it glows in the dark in some spots. Self-explonatory.

4. A space suit helmet to wear. Just the helmet. That’s it.

5. Glass corsets littered with space things on it. You know those glass and gold corsets on pinterest? Those.

6. Hundrends of buttons I can stick on my shirts. Particularily space themed.

7. SHARP TEETH. I CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I LOVE AND WANT SHARP TEETH. NOT ALL OF MY TEETH SHARP, NO. ONLY MY TOP CANINES ARE SHARP. AND THEY ARE S H A R P.

8. Glasses heels, gloves and acessories. The corset thing but make it acessories.

9. Extremely fantasy-like dress. You know, like the ones on pinterest.

10. Angel wings with eyes on them. As a mask. If I don’t want to wear the helmet I’m wearing the fucking angel wing mask.

11. Skeleton corset thing.

12. I want an entire fucking solar system rotating around my head as if I was The Sun. I just do. It’d make me feel important and special :)

13. Horns. I want fucking HORNS. Like BALLISTIC HORNS. These shits are whiter than snow and glow but they emmit no light. They have no shadow.

14. Third eye. Give me a third eye. The eye colors change to the light levels provided an glow depending on the light levels. Also the actual eyeball itself can just open the fuck up to a mouth with teeth and a tongue.

15. Space hair. I want hair that is black and sparkly and has stars in it. This shit floats. Give.

That’s right bitches, I don’t even want to be a human anymore. People really thought they could hurt me by dehumanizing me? Fuck that, I’ll just become a goddess-alien hybrid thing. Checkmate, what’s your next move?

And for reference as to what I mean by the glass thing and fantasy like dress, I mean this:

Imagine it

You’re in the girls lockerroom.

There are toilets in there.

A girl walks out of the stall saying “The toilet won’t flush coach.”

The coach walks out of her office.

She checks it out.

“The toilet’s won’t flush guys, don’t use them.” The coach shouts.

You turn to your friend after hearing this.

You get close to his ear.

You whisper, “Imagine taking the fattest fucking shit in those toilets then all the sudden the toilet just doesn’t flush.”

Based on true events.