I Like To Think That Bloom Is Pretty Old-fashioned When It Comes To Music. She Likes Old Rock, Rock'n'roll,

Some of Fred Jones' best moments:

Totally not a subtweet about how he is portrayed in the Velma series.

No not at all about that new show.

Totally not actually about his complete mischaracterization that has absolutely no basis on any of the previous incarnations of the character.

That it reduces him to a stereotype he never fit in the first place.

And erases a fun, kind, silly and caring male character for another fill in stereotype we have seen a million times for no reason other than its easy.

NoPe. Not about that at all.

She wasn't allowed to sing karaoke 😢

Keyboard go BRRRRRRRRRR

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Being the only guy who works in a beauty store is fucking hilarious sometimes. Im the only one who can sell our shitty beard shampoo and a not insignificant amount of our customers think im untrustworthy. According to my coworkers i use every mens product we have so they can get dudes to buy a shaving cream. Trying to explain to people that theres no difference between "men's" and "women's" products is like talking to a brick wall. Ive had multiple women get angry with me for sampling them out one of our "men's" moisturizers when they specifically said they wanted a mattifying one to control oil and that's the best one we have for those two things. I still think about the guy who came in asking if we had "masks for men." I contemplate ending it all every time someone returns a completely unused product that they absolutely refuse to try just because it either says or doesnt say "for men" on it. 90% of the time its the perfect product for them. I had a lady who was willing to buy a worse product for her needs that was more expensive just so it wouldnt say it was for men. Are you ever tired? Are you ever exhausted? These are the same kinds of people who say that im the one whos obsessed with gendering everything because im trans.

the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

me when i see people assign who is the mom, dad, kids and uncles/aunts to a group of friends/found family and entirely ignoring all the fucking complexities of their relationships with each other to give them the same exact shallow surface traits for nuclear family shit. and then that cold ass take on the characters becomes the popular one which means its illegal to even think about these friends having any sort of interesting dynamic bc the majority of people now perceive them as actual blood related family bc theyve been reduced to nothing but polly pocket dolls

Hollow Knight food concept art I’ve done this before, but I wanted to go into more depth on the processes and ingredients used

I’m slowly amassing the ingredients needed to bake a cake