The Laws Of Physics Don't Apply To Goats...

Literally me whenever I try writing updating my fic.

Me before: Like how difficult can it be?

Me Now: Very fucking difficult, but it’s worth it.

kinda going through it rn

As a pessimist I have nightmares of a world where people are normal about nail polish as an ice cream flavour

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where people are fucking normal about aromanticism

Soooo truee

How y’all THINK fanfic authors react when you send multiple comments on different fics: Ugh, another comment from them? Wow, I don’t appreciate how they enjoy what I write. :(

How fanfic authors actually react: OH MY GOD ANOTHER COMMENT? They must be on a marathon! I hope they read my recent whump fic and tell me what they think. Their kindness will be what drives me to finish my current WIP!!!! I WON’T FAIL YOU, NEW READER.

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

It's always

"When will fanfic writers update their stories?"

And never

"Does this fanfic writer have adequate enrichment to engage in writing behaviours?"

Fanfiction writers (Scriptor fictus) are intelligent animals who need plenty of enrichment as well as encouragement! If they're stuck in poor conditions (e.g. have studies, work, have to actually write to have something written) then they require the proper enrichment to engage in more healthy behaviours, like writing. Remember, due to poor breeding and socialisation, over half of all fanfic writers suffer from low self confidence and executive dysfunction so take care of them!

Give your fanfic writers proper care. Fanfiction writers are a life long commitment.