Abysslordartorias - Whimsical Critter

stop telling me what not to draw. i do not care

ants react

Now I know what to do to learn constance

I never understood how trolls got any satisfaction out of trolling. And then I told a bunch of fic authors that I write directly into AO3 and I haven't stopped cackling since 🤣

[various screenshots of people being absolutely fucking horrified]

“‘Do you think there’s such a thing as a criminal mind?’ Carrot almost audibly tried to work this out. 'What … you mean like … Mr. Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler, sir?’ 'He’s not a criminal.’ 'You have eaten one of his pies, sir?’ 'I mean … yes … but … he’s just geographically divergent in the financial hemisphere.’ 'Sir?’ 'I mean he just disagrees with other people about the position of things. Like money. He thinks it should all be in his pocket.’”

— Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

kinda going through it rn

“kill them with kindness” WRONG. GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND

Poor Grandma

Au fucking revoir Mister Prince