There Used To Be So Many Stars In The Sky That You Would Have To Scrape Away A Dozen Of Them That Splattered

there used to be so many stars in the sky that you would have to scrape away a dozen of them that splattered on your windshield every time you drove somewhere, but now they're being over-hunted to make american flag merchandise. very sad

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9 months ago

Not to go off on one but I can't believe social media has just repackaged the idea that women are unstable and thick and irresponsible and bad at maths and airheaded and pretty and spend all their money on clothes and make up but because they've slapped a fake feminist buzzword on it and a woman is making the video they've made everyone think it's a new wave of female liberation, I feel like I'm going mad

5 months ago

So I am currently knitting the Magical Flying Husband a tube scarf. I like tube scarves, they are thick and warm and soft and flexible. And this one's coming out fairly prettily, too! But I have never made one before, and I am thinking, well, I made this one pretty wide--a solid eight inches across, because I want him to be able to wrap it across his head if necessary and those four-inch-wide trendy tube scarves can't even cover your ears right. So I think, I will Ask the Internet what their opinion is on the perfect length for a tube scarf, and I will make any necessary adjustments from there in light of the width.

And the first result is a useful forum post, and the second result is a useful-ish Reddit post, and the third response is a little spreadsheet, and the fourth response...

the fourth response is this

A clothing sale website with a picture of a smiling blonde woman completely enveloped by a throat-to-ankles-long knitted tube of beige fabric. It is titled "Chunky mohair tube scarf in beige mix" and priced at 299 Euro.
The woman has raised her arms and is utterly consumed by the tube scarf. No part of her body is visible; the tube stretches above her past her fingertips, and only her black boot tops emerge from underneath it.
The woman's face is visible once again; her hands are at her hips, inside the tube, and its fabric angles out like wings around them at both sides.
The woman looks almost directly at the camera, one arm half-thrust behind her and her hip at a jaunty angle, all of that mere suggestion because her body is still within the tube.

I would argue that this is not a scarf

Also I am concerned by the possibility that the smiling human head is there to entice actual mammals closer to the Tube

4 months ago

some of my favorite woven tapestries, by Cecilia Blomberg:

Some Of My Favorite Woven Tapestries, By Cecilia Blomberg:

Point Defiance Steps

Some Of My Favorite Woven Tapestries, By Cecilia Blomberg:

Mates

Some Of My Favorite Woven Tapestries, By Cecilia Blomberg:

Rising Tides

Some Of My Favorite Woven Tapestries, By Cecilia Blomberg:

Vashon Steps

9 months ago

its been p common knowledge for decades that light pollution can be massively reduced by just putting shades on streetlamps, and that doing that would save energy, help wildlife, and let us see the stars better, but are society says if u wanna change any minor little tiny thing u gotta dedicate ur whole life to campaigning for it and this is a good ways down the list of priorities for most ppl, so instead i gotta walk past newly-installed streetlamps that are just dumb glass globes that use half their electricity to blast half their light directly into the sky where it does only bad things for no reason and think "we should overthrow the government"

7 months ago

Calvin's parents decide to take a Hawai'ian vacation. They're not sure how much of it their son will tolerate but they would like to do at least a few things that involve sandy beaches and scenic cycling routes. They are therefore pleased when Calvin seems to make friends with a local girl about his own age and the two of them run off to play

Now, from Calvin's point of view what has happened is that he spotted actual aliens, and starts trying to bring this to the attention if the adults. But the tourists are like, "that's nice, go shoot 'em with your water gun, have a good time," and the locals are like, "yeah, they're an older couple who decided to retire here. Happens all the time." Eventually, it becomes clear that Spaceman Spiff is going to have to handle it himself.

From Lilo's point of view, Jumba and Pleakley are her gay uncles, do you mind? Calvin does mind, and so the two of them spend the rest of the afternoon terrorizing Kaua'i in the effort to destroy one another while the aliens alternate between bailing them out of trouble and attempting to escape.

Hobbes and Stitch, meanwhile, are calmly playing checkers and drinking non-alcoholic margaritas.

9 months ago
The Gods Have Forgotten The Song Of Their Love

the gods have forgotten the song of their love

guess he didn't brush her hair and dress her everywhere


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1 year ago
A Very Happy Women's World Cup To All Who Celebrate

a very happy women's world cup to all who celebrate

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