I’m Just Thinking About How Many Times I’ve Heard My Dad On A Long Call With An Obvious Scammer And

I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.

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9 months ago

Your children's show unfortunately has the absolute wrong take on tackling fascism. Yeah the power of friendship angle is showing a dismal lack of understanding of Marxist theory or even intro-level Leninism. Yeah my only two interests are children's media and online leftist discourse so this is gonna be a problem.

5 months ago

i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

8 months ago
Ursula K. Le Guin
Ursula K. Le Guin

Ursula K. Le Guin

10 months ago
AU Where Silas Has 3 Cavaliers For No Good Reason Lol

AU where Silas has 3 cavaliers for no good reason lol

the soap opera fights would go so crazy

AU Where Silas Has 3 Cavaliers For No Good Reason Lol
AU Where Silas Has 3 Cavaliers For No Good Reason Lol
1 year ago

The 10 minute kilometer and 5 minute kilometer thing has been driving me crazy! A 10 minute kilometer is so slow! And a 5 minute kilometer is not very impressive. Considering they are in the cohort, I just find it baffling and haven't been able to decide if those numbers were chosen on purpose to show the effect necromancy has on their bodies like you said or if they're just numbers Tamsyn thought sounded like an impressive difference. Your post makes me think for the first time that it is probably the former, though I would still expect a bit more from Marta than a 5 minute kilometer.

Periodically, I remember how absolutely fucked up the necromancers in TLT are meant to look. Like, necromancy does an absolute number on people physically.

Harrow is "rather small and feeble".

Necromantic Ianthe is "the starved shadow" of her non-necromantic twin.

Our first description of Palamedes is "a rangy, underfed young man" who is "gaunt".

Silas is "knife-faced...He had a necromancer build."

Ianthe parodies make-over scenes in House novels with "if the hero’s a necromancer it’ll be described like, ‘His frailty made his unearthly handsomeness all the more ephemeral'"

Jod acknowledges to Wake that even small children with aptitude would look odd to non-House eyes: "“I have access to any number of cute pictures of necromantic toddlers with their first bone. They don’t make for fat-cheeked roly-poly babies, but they’ve got a certain something."

In As Yet Unsent, Judith brags about her previous physical fitness: "I could run a kilometre in ten minutes, which was among the fastest for my adept group in the junior reserves." Which is about double the time you might expect for a physically fit woman her age.

In non-necromancer-friendly New Rho, Harrow's body is mistaken for a child's and has to be explained as a result of starvation and trauma to seem plausible: "Pyrrha explained without missing a beat that what with everything Nona had gone through she had been ill and still didn’t eat very much, which was why she was so knobbly and undergrown. The nice lady said that yes, many of the children had problems like that, but it was still hard to imagine Nona was anywhere over fourteen, wasn’t it?"

Tamsyn Muir's descriptions of the Canaan House gang on Tumblr back this up: "Judith is somewhat less completely scrawny than other necromancers on the cast, though she should be less built than Marta is", Palamedes is "seriously underfed" and "bony", Harrow is "scrawny".

And that's just what I can think of off the top of my head - I'm sure there's more.

Anyway, necromancers aren't slender in a conventionally attractive way, they're gaunt in a concerning way...and probably the only reason no one instantly clocked that Coronabeth wasn't a necromancer was because they all just thought it was par for the course that a Third House princess would have had a lot of plastic surgery flesh magic.


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1 year ago
Happy Wwc To All The Girlies Here Who Are Sooooo Normal About Football

happy wwc to all the girlies here who are sooooo normal about football

10 months ago

it's always "immortals always lose the ones they love!" and never "this family has had this incredible, powerful, loving figure present through generations of their lineage, all because they are descended from someone the immortal loved long ago" and i think that's a shame!!

8 months ago
Finished Gideon The Ninth. Losing It Over The Concept Of Harrow As BOTH Hector And Achilles. Like

finished gideon the ninth. losing it over the concept of harrow as BOTH hector and achilles. like

- born to be the greatest at what you do due to string-pulling from adults or gods. one half of a pair left while the other is gone for your sake

- last hope of a dying house and thus very stressed


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5 months ago

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

9 months ago
a digital illustration of Baru Cormorant by Seth Dickinson. it depicts Baru, a young woman with short dark hair, with a coyote and a wolf on either side of her, and a cormorant perched on her right hand. she's wearing navy blue trousers and a matching suit with gold buttons, cropped in the front to reveal a white blouse underneath. in the background there are mountains and clouds.

The common people of Aurdwynn rose in love of Baru Fisher and her gifts of coin and grain, her loping lean Coyote, her triumphant red-jawed Wolf.


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