if you see me irl and im not serving moritz stiefel hand me the gun
“oh yes, i am very reasonable and normal about this subject!!”
*proceeds to mass reblog any related content*
moritz and ernst are top tier characters because theyre nerds who are failing school representation
have you ever thought about the creatures
I AM the fucking creatures. When I die I will be a corpse on the side of the highway baby! and when you drive by you won't say "oh my god that's a person" you will say "aww poor little bugger" like you would when you see a dead Racoon.
bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM
You consume happy media when you’re feeling bad? Nah, I consume inescapable tragedies.
photo and song of the week
from the inside of a theatre