It's My Birthday Today!

do i want him or do i want to be him ?

(it's both)

hunter in a dad sweater that is all ✨

24 yo highschooler with a crush

God Ambessa is so hot

I'm going to pass out

Dont think y'all understand how /srs I was about making old lady yuri because they looked at each other ONE time

My personal SFW alastor moody headcannons <3

- He would have a soft spot for you only, making you his only weakness.

- He would give bear hugs since his figure is a lot larger than yours.

- Alastor would not leave your side when you are with him as he is worried about anything happening (constant vigilance lol)

- He would have multiple nicknames for you (darling, princess and sweetheart) but would never use them infront of people as he doesn't want to seem soft

- He would always deny that he liked it when you fussed over him or gave him attention but he actually loves it

- Moody shouts alot but would rarely do it around you or actually shout at you.

- You would often catch him staring at you during meetings at Grimmauld Place with a small smile on his face but quickly look away annoyed when tonks pointed it out infront of everyone.

- Moody would love it if he caught you wearing one of his shirts because of how small it looked on you.

Krennic and Y/N, which is Tarkin's daughter, are dancing together at the anual imperial ball.

Krennic, grinning : You father looks real mad. Are you happy ?

Y/N : Not enough... Keep holding me.

Krennic, laughing : You do are feisty aren't you ? I like that.

Y/N : Stop dreaming Krennic, I'm only dancing with you to piss my father off.

Krennic, smirking : Obviously... Obviously.

Reader, while having sex: can I ask you guys something?

Price and Gaz: Sure, love.

Reader: Do you like me?

Price: Are you for real right now?

Gaz: I'm literally balls deep on you.

Reader: ...

Reader, tearing up: omg, you hate me!

Price and Gaz:

(am sorry, it was the only thing I was thinking about while writing the part 5)

Soap would use those neon condoms that glow in the dark and pretend his dick is a lightsaber.

these two out here really being each other's mother's ideal daughter

"Solving problems through violence is YOUR dream, mom."