“Whip Your Pussy Out.”

What is the one thing the plants all need to survive? (according to Aleks Marchant)

1. the FUCKING SUN, DUDE

2. uh, nutritional value from the soil

3. PHOTOSYNCHESHISHTH

motherfuckers out here saying "i hate driving 😞 lets get self driving cars 😄” like shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up you want free public transportation. you want a train

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

So sad how at the end of The Phantom of the Opera's thirty five year run they will be taking the entire orchestra out back to shoot them like old horses 😔

Bubbline Kiss 

I firmly believe that The Losers all go to Mexico for spring break senior year where the drinking age is 18 and one night out at the bars Richie gets super drunk and winds up standing on the bar with a sombrero, Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned, khaki shorts a mess and two bottles of Corona in his hands screaming "I AM SEÑOR RICARDO TOZIER AND I AM FUCKED UP !!"

CANON. THIS IS CANON. SENOR RICARDO TOZIER IS CANON.

jeremy’s inferno