“Harry Could Not Bear To Hear These Things, Nor Did He Think His Resolution Would Hold If He Remained

Nancy: Fine! Judge all you want but...

Nancy, points at Cynthia: Married a lesbian.

Nancy, points at Olivia: Left a man at the altar.

Nancy, points at Hazel: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer.

Nancy, points at Jane: Threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire.

Nancy, points at Richie: Lives in a box!

ninjago fame hcs

- they’re considered to be A-list celebrities in ninjago for obvious reasons.

- every couple of months twitter goes on a hunt to figure out cole’s sexuality and every single time it ends in “all we know is he’s definitely not straight”.

- lloyd has a lot of thirst edits of him on tiktok and he likes them bc he likes seeing ppl freak out when they see he saw it.

- jay has thousands of these “jay walker being the funniest ninja in interviews” on youtube.

- from seasons 1-7 everyone was whipped by kai but after season 8 even if you’re not interested in the ninja you’ll eventually see a nya edit somewhere.

- ppl make zane and vision (from marvel) completions.

- one of the most popular threads about them is how pixal is underrated and should get included in interviews and red carpets more.

- jay has those “the gender envy he gives me” comments. (he does man 😔)

- kai and lloyd have a very close amount of instagram followers.

- i just know that cole does finneas (billie eilish’s brother lol) type tiktoks. (if u haven’t watch his videos where he stitches other tiktoks he’s very dry in a funny way 😭)

- nya is rarely on social media but when she is she has the funniest tweets.

- jay tweets like kurtis conner. (a hilarious youtuber)

- skylor definitely is hella aesthetic on instagram kind of like emma chamberlain.

- pixal has millions of followers and she has like 5 posts 💀.

- lloyd makes and reposts tiktoks about daddy and mommy issues.

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watched some season 1 episodes the other day

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[ID: a digital sketch of ninjago characters. Cole, Zane, and Kai are drawn with comically large eyes and no mouth as they loom over Jay, who sits on the floor in front of them, with a focused expression and a screwdriver in his mouth, ignoring the others.

Cole is labelled "isn't close to his dad, mom's dead." Zane is labelled "doesn't remember his dad." Kai is labelled "parents disappeared when he was a kid." An arrow pointing to Jay says "doesn't want to visit his very nice parents." /end ID]

Imagine how much money therapists make after each attack on ninjago, they must be milionaires by now

Zane: To be honest, I am...constantly plagued by the possibility of outliving all my human friends

Cole: Yeah I remember having a similar crisis when I was a ghost. It used to stress me out all the time too

Lloyd: I don't really like to think about it, but I am kinda scared that I inherited my dad's immortality. I already thought I'd outlived you all once before, and I don't think I can do it again

Jay: Oh mood, I've outlived you guys twice now and it sucks every time

Everyone: ...what

Jay: what

YESSSS

close enough. welcome back mabel and dipper pines

my friend started watching jwcc and the other day i asked him what part he was on and he was like “they just got on the monorail i’m glad they’re finally safe haha 🤪🤣”

i haven’t been able to function properly since

I know this live Action thing is bad for the fandom and stuff

But I'm mainly worried about the actors since everyone imagens the ninjas looking differently like cole could be filipino agyptyan or brazinlan. they will end up being misscast for at least some ppl and since the Internet is so good at being dicks at least a few ppl will harass the actors over it

Yeah I’m just here balling my eyes out

WAIT! have y'all listed to this?

It's perfect

The original golden child