My Yearly Redraw Of Neil Banging Out The Tunes! 🎶🐀

The day is almost here!

…Hey that’s not Neil

These are my two options

can i be your whore?

Instead of whoring around you could learn a musical instrument!

They got me for my foams Gorgug

Fabian and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

I was just thinking about a party at sea caster manner…an Augefort party can get AS WILD AS THEY WANT! I mean what are they gonna do???? Call the cops?????? You have a huge crew of emotionally unstable LETHAL teenagers…you’re going to have to call in the national guard or just leave them be

VULTURE CALLBACK EPISODE ONE RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FOR ANYONE WHO MIGHT NEED TO KNOW (cause I've told like 3 trans friends this week)

Your pants size in women's is the waist measurement of your men's pants size minus 20. 38x30 in men's becomes 18 in women's. some variation for cut and style but this is the baseline

Your shirt size in women's is one size up from your shirt size in men's. If you wear a men's small, you'll wear a women's medium

Your shoe size in women's is roughly two sizes up from your shoe size in men's. However, many men's shoes are slightly wider than women's shoes so you may have to get wide shoes in women's when you wear standard width in men's

hope this helps, and happy shape-shifting

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

crunch munch

brennan said “oh you thought the lows of sophomore year were low? how bout instead of battling eldritch horrors they’re fighting the financial and systemic horrors of the american schooling system,” and then he punched me in the face