Ep 2 Summer Breakdown

This is gonna be a great year…

I don't think many people realize how extraordinarily lucky we are that corvids don't have opposable thumbs

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

When I die these fuckers are going to have to solve riddles to get my stuff, it also explicitly says to play party rock anthem at my funeral; because, it’s supposed to be a FUNeral

you know what I also really love how we entered and left the vulture dimension and truly came out of it with net 0 information

God gives his worst sleep schedules to his most deranged soldiers

I’ve been awake for 19 hours straight, and I feel like I could take down a bear; I would never do that because I love bears, but if I had to…

hit it, Neil!