My uncle was injured in an explosion at the cheese factory today.
He was hit by a chunk of da Brie
I was just thinking about a party at sea caster manner…an Augefort party can get AS WILD AS THEY WANT! I mean what are they gonna do???? Call the cops?????? You have a huge crew of emotionally unstable LETHAL teenagers…you’re going to have to call in the national guard or just leave them be
Unfortunately if I was Evan I don’t know if I’d forgive K.
Not even because they killed him but because they saw something on his body that he did not find problematic and said “I can fix that” and then attempted to do it without permission. Which has been the problem with their dynamic since they met.
These are my two options
can i be your whore?
Instead of whoring around you could learn a musical instrument!
r(ule)at
Like I’m sure that my friends will not know the that I am ripping plot hooks and plots from famous operas, like nobody’s gonna catch my pirates of penzance references…
I AM SHATTERED
Some fantasy high singles from abouuuuuut 2021 I think?
Forcibly putting myself on a healthy sleep schedule by the most unhealthy means possible, purposely depriving myself of sleep
idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either