FR I Haven’t Been The Same Since That Turnip Seen In SULA

“THE PHAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THEREEEEEEE…WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!!”

I got attacked by a fire extinguisher. Somehow, the Phantom of the Opera was at fault. This happened while I was reading fanfiction on my school Chromebook.

God gives his worst sleep schedules to his most deranged soldiers

I’ve been awake for 19 hours straight, and I feel like I could take down a bear; I would never do that because I love bears, but if I had to…

I don't think many people realize how extraordinarily lucky we are that corvids don't have opposable thumbs

My goal form is a hallucination you see at 2am and freaks you tf out, and becomes seared in your mind for the rest of your life

Oh! What the fuck?

AND I HAVE TO BE TRANSGENDER?!?!? This sucks...

WWWO Fireside Chat: ep31 "The Souvenir"

I didn’t know he was chill like that

Just a little boy

The irony of this is not lost on me