This Is Money Snake. She Only Appears Every 312 Years. 

Hmmm any thoughts?

Me making diluc's drink: .... so you want juice? Three cups of juice.... why are we—WHY ARE WE MIXING JUICE??? THEYRE THE SAME KIND OF JUICE WTF???

Diluc: *talks about how it's the first drink he ever mixed*

Me: yeah I'm sure your dad must've loved the... three cups of sunsettia juice... yeah. This is why Kaeya shits on you for liking grape juice.

I'm just salty cuz hE STILL HASNT COME HOME

#FREAKYFINGERS do be trending tho

The serotonin and pure energy I get from your corpse writings 😔💕🥺

Haha I'm glad you enjoyed them 💖💖

Loki, The god of being polite compilation

I haven't watched Yuri! On Ice yet, I just want to draw Viktor. • • • #art #artist #artistsoninstagram #yurionice #viktornikiforov #watercolor #anime #weeb https://www.instagram.com/p/CBDU9yGhM87/?igshid=15f7cby1gtg8f

Au where Erwin sends announcement emails to his coworkers at 7am with attachments like these.

Little Itto x Reader fic

Warnings: some light Itto "bullying" but it's all out of love, I promise

[Not proof read, just a morning with itto. Enjoy :P]

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It was a calm Saturday morning, birds chirping from a nearby tree, people walking by the streets on inazuma city, it was peaceful. 

Arataki Itto, who's known for being a loud troublemaker, has decided to take advantage of such a quiet day and stayed in bed with his beloved.

They were both lying in bed, oni on his back with his lover over his chest, drawing random invisible patterns while he gave them gentle head scratches.

"Hmm, you like that huh?" He let out a breathy laugh as his lover leaned into his fingers.

"Nooooo, don't stop!! It felt nice," they grumbled at the oni, who complied their wishes. 

There's was a comfortable silence between the two, eyes closed, both taking in the calmness.

"You know, it's nice seeing you like this," itto opened one eye and looked down at the person on hi chest with confusion.

"Like what? You mean me being hot and send with my bare chest out? You see me like this all the time! 24/7 360!!" He let out a proud laugh, making their head shake along his moving chest.

They rolled their eyes in a light manner," I didn't know you can count that high," they grumbled in a light manner. Due to Cloe proximity, Itto heard their comment and took high offense. 

"Excuuuuuuuse me, I, Arataki "Numero Uno" Itto, can count very high! My highest record was 9801," he said with a very proud look on his face, with the smug smirk and everything.

"Is that you counting your beetle fight loses, cuz that's impressive," they snickered into his chest.

"Ouch babe, no need to hit that hard," they laughed and gave a sweet kiss on his left pec. 

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm glad you're taking a day off of your "duties" as the Head of the Arataki Gang," they said, looking up to kiss Itto's chin.

"Of course. Gotta spend some quality time with my no. 1 baby! And plus, I'm sure Shinobu will take good care of the gang. With her in charge, everything will go pretty smooth," he said, puffing his chest with pride of his second-in-command.

"More capable than you, definitely," they laughed.

" why are you so mean to me today!!" Itto cried, feeling betrayed of his lover's light nagging.

"I love youuu," they gave his chin another smooch, which seemed to lighten his mood.

"...... I love you too," he grumbled, giving them a kiss on the crown of their head before falling into another silence. 

.

*KNOCK KNOCK* "ARATAKI ITTO, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO KEEP YOUR GANG OUT OF TROUBLE"

That was Kujou Sara

The couple looked at each other, one in nervousness mixed with confusion, and the other blank.

"I think you better get that,"

"Yeah… see you after lunch?"

...

I pride myself for not using "Y/n"

Astarion, My Beloved 💕

Wait this shit is really good–

control [1] || trouble - stripped.

control [chapter 1] || demon king ! yoongi written au

masterlist || playlist

[but i’ve got my mind made up this time // ‘cause there’s a menace in my bed // can you see his silhouette?]

a/n: welcome to chapter 1 of this 9-part series!! there’s a LOT of worldbuilding here so please feel free to ask any questions you want after reading!! ill try to clarify anything that isn’t too much of a spoiler! 

i will try to post part 2 as soon as it’s done, but this chapter was 20 pages long, and i simply don’t write that fast, so please be patient! additionally, please feel free to check out the playlist - the chapters are aligned with the songs they’re named after and would make good mood setters if you’re someone who likes that reading experience.

a note to minors: this series will contain smut and sexual themes, so please do not interact with this series! thank you!

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