Have A Nice Day!

Just gonna dump this here 💘

I need people to stop tagging their fanfic memes with fanfic tags cuz all I'm seeing at the top posts are memes complaining about y/n giving them second band embarrassment, Tumblr having too much smut and them crying about that one old fanfic they read that hasn't been updated since the 2010s.

Me, Myself, and SUGA ✼ Concept Film

If Ethan took Karl's offer to team up and defeat Mommy M:

I dont think Heisenberg really thought it through about using a BABY as a weapon

The serotonin and pure energy I get from your corpse writings 😔💕🥺

Haha I'm glad you enjoyed them 💖💖

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the best thing in the entire goddamn world is the fact that human beings have hands perfectly capable of giving amazing scritches and there are hundreds of animals out there who just love being scritched

Y/n: *wakes up * AAAH--Oh it was alll a dream *flips to face karl*

Karl with his honky badonky mommy milkies : hey kitten~

Y/n: SHOOT IT WITH A GUN--

When Alcina & her daughters are away for the day and Karl managed to sneak into her room

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(I’ve been thinking of this since last night.)

“Karl?” You called for the man, knowing your mother and sisters weren’t home. He said he was gonna step out for a moment and left your room, but you haven’t seen him in a while.

“Karl??” You closed your door behind you, looking over as you spotted someone standing at the very end of the hallway, making you gasp.

There he stood, lacking his usual attire and hammer. His entire body was adorned in your Mother’s favorite cream dress, her black hat sitting on top of his head, covering his grizzly hair. The most prominent statement in his look was the bodice of the dress, stuffed with large round bags of beans to mimic Alcina’s voluptuous curves.

“K-Karl,” You spoke with fear heavy in your tone, watching a smirk start to grow on his shade hidden face. “Wh-what the hell are you-??”

“Hey there kitten,” He spoke proudly, raising the skirts of the long dress that draped like a heavy curtain on the floor. “Do I look presentable?”

“Karl, you’re scaring me.” You backed away when he got closer, seeing he also had on your Mother’s finest pearls on his neck. “What the-why??”

“Do you like it?” He asked, running a free black gloved hand over one of his mounds. “Does my darling like what they see?” His tone got more lowered and sultry, but it only made you more terrified.

“No Karl, please stop.” The fear continued to poison your body, causing your hands to tremble at your sides. “I don’t like it, I don’t like any of it! Just take it off!”

“Oh? What do you not like about it?” He cocked his head, running both hands over his large bosom ever so slow. “It’s the dress, huh? Maybe this isn’t exactly my color, I’ll admit. But it feels so nice on me. So classy and elegant.”

“But why???” You pleaded again, feeling hot tears gather along the borders of your eyes. “Why the fuck do you-You have fucking titties Karl!!”

“Oh these?” Karl’s hands stopped over his chest. “My boobies? My massive fucking titties? My super stuffed up milkies??”

“Karl stop!” You cried out in vain, large tears rolling down your cheeks as he came even closer. “Get away from me! Take that shit off!”

“My honker wonker doinky doinkies?!” He started shouting, forcing you to turn around and run out of the hallway. He quickly chased after you, his shouting growing even louder. “My fucking fabric stretching, wind flapping, GRAVITY WELLIN SEX MOUNDS Y/N?!”

“GET AWAY!!” You screamed in horror, his laughs growing louder as he ran right behind you, holding onto the dress skirts so he didn’t trip over them.

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