813zombiefiender - Hello!!!

the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

honestly i’ve stopped caring if media is good. all that matters is that Me, The Most Important Person, is having a good time.

How to Set Fence Posts That Won’t Rot.

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?

Welcome to my art exhibit I took the extraordinarily dangerous and brave journey to follow a white photographer whose entire career is taking creepshots of random women in India, and then I took creepshots of him taking creepshots. You’ll notice in this one he’s hiding behind a tree like a little goblin so nobody notices. This is an interactive art piece btw I trapped him in a cage and at the end you all get to take a picture of him as a souvenir

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

Fish gifs!!!

Fish gifs I made a bit ago, all with blockbench.

One thing I like to do to derail unproductive social whining is to loudly announce that my butt hurts. This is a tactic I primarily employ at family functions but is also delightful while in close proximity to people being mean to retail and service workers