Evangelicals Being Like "god Made Men To Do This And Be Like This And Women To Do That And Be Like That

old gods are waking

At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?

We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works

it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

My fav ones I've forced into my gaming discord:

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams