You Know What? It's Funny How Thin White Celebrities Mention Women Nd Y'all Will Freak Out Nd Make Them

just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

"i'm not triggered or upset by or even ideologically opposed to it, i just associate it with something so bad that i can't enjoy it anymore" is such a frustrating relationship to have with a piece of media

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

My fav ones I've forced into my gaming discord:

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

I don't think I ever told this incredibly embarrassing story here but when I was in highschool I used to have sex within proximity of a cheese steak restaurant and I fuckin LOVE cheese steaks so I'd go get one every single time and anyway I'm beautiful and young so that year I was in highschool my months of having sex cheese steaks was cut short by covid and I stopped having both sex and cheese steaks for a bit

Anyway all of this is to say that pavlov was on to something because the next time I ate a cheese steak I immediately got an erection, which I wish was true previously because again I LOVE cheese steaks but no that was not the case my brain had associated the two so now my next like 10 cheese steaks I had to eat in private like some sort of strange pervert because it just kept happening