'ao3 Needs A Like And Dislike Button'

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

this gif is fucking frying me

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

Pls interact I'm new and trying to follow more ppl

I'm interested in:

- Horror podcasts (currently listening to Archive 81)

- Video games (currently playing HD2, Palworld, and Lethal Company)

- TV shows (currently watching Castlevania, Castlevania Nocturne, Solo Leveling, and Bojack)

- Horror Movies (interested in analyses or recommendations)

- Smosh and Dropout

ppl who don’t notice the moon bother me

when i die ill go to heaven and the real gun emoji will be there waiting for me

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

let's say hypothetically your loved one developed a serious illness and you lived in absolute poverty, there are no jobs around that could feasibly pay for their treatments, then somebody rolls into town and offered you a single payment of all the money you'd need to save their life in exchange for supplying a tiger to them. Would you do it?

or perhaps all of this is happening to your friend or relative while you're out patrolling the forest armed, knowing all of this beforehand would you shoot them dead to save a tiger, leaving their family even more destitute?

what if all this were happening to you but instead, some people roll into to town offering a steady paycheck that could treat your loved one and the job is to find and remove traps, help organize community education seminars, or set you up with the trade you've always been eyeing and covering startup costs for the business you and your friends constantly fantasize about running, leaving all of you sustainably self employed. Which offer would you rather take if both were equally available to you?