I Think Some Of You Forgot That Autistic People Sometimes Act Strange And Say Things That Are Poorly

Back in the office/ back on my bullshit

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

The National Parks Service have purged trans people from the website on the Stonewall National Monument

Being mysterious doesn’t exist in the real life world if you think you’re mysterious and aloof you probably just come off as disinterested and an asshole

from the bottom of my heart: just because something makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed to exist

"Not having a carrd is a red flag!" No a red flag is you thinking you're entitled to a little pamphlet full of someone else's information.

when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.

People seriously underestimate the long term effects of constant loneliness

"why are you so weird?" Idk, maybe because being completely isolated while growing up has destroyed my brain and now I'm nothing more than a human-mimicking creature that bases all of my actions on what I think is normal human behavior rather than just doing things naturally

Rebecca Sugar cooked with "Character whose entire existence is devoted to the service of another character who's now dead and now they have no idea what to do with themselves except live." I love that shit. I forged myself into a tool for you and now you're gone. I'm sniffing this like a bloodhound