This Feels Cannon

Ahhhhhhh, the Roman Empire, one step in the right direction for the gays but 20 steps in the wrong direction for healthy masculinity.

This is a photo that was taken by James, but he can't stop blushing when he looks at it, so Peter put it up in their dorm as a joke but now he can't stop blushing from it. And anyone who looks at it is a mess of blush. So they all kinda avoid looking at that corner to keep their sanity

So studious 🤓☝️

Rosekiller that casually rest their hand on the others crotch. Like, they will be sitting together, and Evan will wrap an arm around Barty's waist and end with his hand cupping Barty's crotch. And Barty, in return, will snuggle in close, placing his hand on Evan’s crotch, without even meaning to (some of the time), it was just to keep his balance.

Evan, whenever they do this, will always cup Barty and Barty always without fail, will close his legs around Evans' hand so he can't leave.

Most of the time, it isn't even a sexual thing, it's their own form of casual intimacy.

A Barty and James, as brothers, AU has been circling in my head and has been scratching my brain just right.

Like those big brown eyes, soft, messy black hair, defined jaws, the tan, the bad eyesight (that Barty refuses to admit he has).

Just the way James would be the best big brother and help an Italian Barty to learn English, because his mother knew very little and Sr refuses to teach him or get him help to learn.

Just the hugs, the screaming matches, the emotional stunted mess that is Barty, James holding Barty together when he isn't quite sure what's real. James helping Barty through his depressive episodes, Barty grounding James when he needs it most, helping him get his head out the clouds.

Barty screaming and crying on the Potter's front doorstep for his brother when he could feel himself literally snapping in two from the abuse he has been put under.

Effie thinking she would never have to ever see the product of Fleamont's disloyalty (that they had spent ages working through to get back to where they are now) only to find herself immediately thinking of Barty as her son.

The cuddles.

Barty still becoming a death eater and is unsure why James doesn't hate him. James just wants to see Barty happy and he knows that that is with Evan.

James praying to everything he could think of and performing protection rituals to make sure that his little brother survives the war. He would never be able to look at himself again if something happened and he hadn't tried to do anything.

Barty not fighting Azkaban because he literally has nothing to live for anymore, except maybe some revenge.

Everyone thinking Barty is crying out of fear when he gets sentenced to the dementors' kiss when really they are of happiness because he is just so over it, he wants James, and Evan, and Regulus. And he wants a fucking hug.

Me explaining a very intricate fact about a show to someone like I don't have an insane level obsession with it.

Barty: some people are green flags, some are red flags.

Regulus: and you?

Barty: I'm italian. I'm both

Regulus:

Barty: 🇮🇹

the face of a man preparing to give the performance of a lifetime as "fruity henchman":

mr mayo ily

(bonus under the cut)

the face of a man about to have his life ruined by the emmy award winning performance of "fruity henchman":

I don't make the rules, but Barty gets spitroasted by Evan and Regulus in their dorm using their cock as a silencing charm.

And later in a Moonwater scenario, Evan gives them permission for Remus and Regulus to spitroast Barty while he watches.

And also Evan and Barty having sex in Evan’s bed with Regulus and Remus having sex in Regulus' bed, both of them leaving the curtains open for the other to watch.

At what point do Sirius and James look at Remus and go "oh, yes, THAT is our little princess"?

Okay so

Maybe it’s sometime in sixth year or maybe it’s sometime after Hogwarts and they’re all living together. Maybe it’s funnier if it’s after they’ve graduated, I don’t know. But Remus is quietly very jealous of James and Sirius hooking up “secretly” (they are good at so many things, but fucking discretely is not one of them). He’s been holding it in for some time, not sure why he’s so envious. Is it that he’s feeling left out? Or is it that he wants that level of intimacy with someone? Or, even worse, is it James that he really wants? Or is it Sirius? Obviously, Remus is NOT GAY. And also, James and Sirius aren’t gay—this is just them, it’s what they do.

One night, Remus comes back from visiting Peter in the Hospital Wing who’s there because of a curse gone awry or something or maybe if it’s post-Hogwarts, Remus was on some sort of Order assignment. Anyway, he walks right into James sucking off Sirius. Sheepishly, they apologize, and Remus just smiles and says something reeeeeeally passive aggressive.

“Oh, no, please don’t stop on my account” or “oh good, I was hoping to fall asleep to the sound of your fucking—please go on…”

Sirius and James shoot each other incredulous looks, raising their brows as if they can’t believe their Moony would talk to them like this.

“Sounds like Moony’s a little jealous,” James says.

Remus glowers at them, but he’s turned completely red and tells them to shut up. Sirius looks at him with pity.

“Is it true? Are you jealous, Moony?”

“Look at how red he is,” James says.

And Remus doubles-down and tells them to put up a silencing charm next time or at least put a sock on the door. But Sirius and James exchange a knowing look.

“Poor Moony feels left out,” Sirius says.

“Oh, our sweet Moony! What have we done to him?”

“Suppose we ought to show him how much we love him?”

Remus wants to punch the both of them, thinking that they’re mocking him, when Sirius and James sidle up to Remus and start, essentially, petting him and telling him that they’re so sorry for leaving him out, but he should have said something sooner, because the last thing they want him to think is that he isn’t invited, and how can they make it up to him? And Remus makes a sardonic joke about needing to get sucked off sometimes too, and then Sirius and James are cooing, “Of course, yes” “Anything for our Moony” and then yada yada yada, Remus finds himself being pampered by two very capable mouths :)

OH WAIT THOUGH

I think the first time James and Sirius realize that Remus SHOULD be their little princess before the above scene is when Remus falls asleep between them on the sofa after they’ve been drinking. Sirius is running his fingers through Remus’s hair, and James comments that Remus looks rather angelic when he sleeps. And then they start talking about what they like about Remus, and then they keep getting more and more specific about what they’d like to do with Remus, and then they start getting more and more into it, and then they start making a plan to make Moony their little princess…

The Marauders, at some point, managed to make all the bathrooms produce intense classical music whenever someone was using them. It took the teachers months to figure out how they did it. Because they tend to always use more complicated spells for the simplest things.