"this Is Your Man?"

"You're a rogue Rick... Irrational, passionate."

"You love your grandkids. You came to rescue them."

Jesus...the piles among piles of nothing but dead Mortys really show you just how much some Ricks just…don't care about their Mortys. Oh, their grandson died? No big deal, just buy a new one. They don't even give them a proper burial, not even seeing them as people. They were only 14! They had so much of their lives ahead of them, and they die at such a young age because of the amount of Ricks who truly just do not care about their Mortys. They just throw them in a portal and wait for their new one to arrive. Again, to most Ricks, Mortys aren't even people, just a tool to help them on adventures.

Hell, even the Citadel advertises them in a way you'd advertise a pet, or some kinda program

It's very clear that so many Ricks, probably most if not all of the Ricks in the citadel (which the citadel has thousands of Ricks mind you,) at best, don't see Morty as a human, and at worst, don't care about him at all, even Cop Rick says that some Ricks kill their Mortys. Some Ricks kill their 14-year-old grandsons. Let that sink in.

Hell, even later in the episode when Evil Morty started killing every Rick and Morty on the citadel, we see a Morty lying dead with no Rick in sight, implying that that Rick just left his Morty for dead to save himself.

Just imagine Morty's thoughts on this…he already feels like our Rick doesn't care. Knowing that multiple Ricks get their grandson killed regularly, then just dump them off definitely didn't help his thoughts any, especially since right after this, Evil Morty calls our Rick the "Rickest Rick". Little moments like these make Fear No Mort hit so much harder.

This really does show how much our Rick cares about Morty. Our Rick would do anything for him, protects him, even if it means risking his own life, and would give up his own to save Morty. Our Rick is so, so different from so many other Ricks, it is genuinely amazing. I really love how the show portrays that our Rick is so different than most other Ricks. He is the Rickest Rick, yet he's somehow so different than so many of them…I really love Rick, did you know that?

How Rick and Birdperson at blood ridge sounded to a dudebro who are still in denial about Rick's sexuality

Rick: Hey my heterosexual bro, do you wanna to platonically run away with me, y'know as straight bros do.

Birdperson: Huh? Oh, no bro. Even though that does sound like a totally platonic heterosexual activity, that is not something I would like to do right now

Rick: Oh well fuck you bro

summer smith's incorrect quotes

mfs act like they broke up and they actually kinda did???

breaking up without actual relationship hits the hardest, I guess

(and can we just focus for a moment on Wilson's puppy eyes I can't)

nah bc what the hell, is this shit even "you want to move on from me" like WHAT

gay people can't say I love you they always have to pull some shit like spying on u, invading your privacy and then knocking at the door and first thing about they ask is cancer which is not cancer

and yeah sitting at the floor of your "ex" best friend, office and sadly staring into a distance is also very straight thing to do

my very silly theory is:

a) sebastian wasn't well liked within the teachers circle at all or

b) the two of them (sebastian and the head master of green house) had immaculate beef

i find both ideas very funny but my second point especially bc consider this:

*no matter what sebastian does seems so effortlessly perfect and it gets on his nerves*

"there's something off putting about him, tf is his deal"

"what do you mean *insert the name of GH headmaster*? he's just very good at his job."

*sebastian sneakily makes fun of him all the time bc he senses, he unsettles the man (and finds it hilarious)*

might do a little intermission

new kuroshitsuji content is coming out as well and I'm getting sucked in

my keens are an interesting group...

FOR REALLLLL SLKXJXJSKKSJX

i can't get over it...

he keeps Morty's photo in his wallet.

I cannot be normal about it.

he keeps Morty's photo in his wallet.

no, I'm not crying. completely not sobbing over it. 😭😭😭😭

i remember when I first saw the ending I was so shocked but like in a good way. deadass started crying bc it's so heartwarming I just😭