I Find It Charming That An Ugly Old Man Brings So Many People Together Ily Rickfuckers

Whats the truth here, Rick?

Why do you have a two seater cruiser?? Did you make your single seater before or AFTER you met Prime? Is it even YOUR ship?

Why does your ‘old’ cruiser look newer than your current one? Why does it look like it has Prime’s design sense all over it? 🤔🤔

I love the idea that Bill’s manipulation tactics are horribly obvious but Ford is so socially inept that it works on him perfectly

“He was a masterful manipulator.”

No bestie he was just nice to you and you folded like a house of cards

Birdrick fans who hate Diane will never cease to amaze me.

Rick and Birdperson's dynamic means something because Rick loved Diane first, and because he STILL loves her. His first love died tragically because of him (in his eyes) everyone he loves dies because he loves them and because his love can be used against him, that is a massive plot point and the whole reason why he mistreats his family and wouldn't even say "relationship" in regards to Birdperson.

Rick being able to cope with his trauma, move on, and admit that he loves another person, is a massive turning point for him. And even with Diane dead, even if he admits he loves Birdperson, he still loves her. That is a fact. He did not spend over 3 decades at *least* trying to avenge her death just for people to dislike her bc she ruins an mlm ship. He loves both of them. Diane is just not there to physically be loved.

You really water down what makes Birdperson such a huge turning point in Rick's life when you decide to ignore his trauma for the sake of him getting bird dick.

TRIGGER WARNING!

SA DISCUSSION

i noticed Rick is more comfortable initiating psychical contact that receiving it

can't help but wonder about it

I'm almost 100% sure something happened to him besides the obvious things we see in the show

being that vary of physical contact is common with SA survivors, there's a need for taking control at all times of said contact (not always, I'm aware. as I said it's common but it's not always the case)

i don't think it will ever be explored in the show though but at the same time we had these scenes

so maybe, maybe this topic will be even briefly brought up

honestly, I'm just waiting when a whole season comes out (ig, it will be around another month? or month and a half) and them pirate it.

i think, it's easier to be patient.

How is everyone without cable watching the new Rick and Morty episodes this time around? I used to buy the season pass on ITunes but now that they switched to the Apple TV app I can’t find a way to buy the season! And the new seasons never come out until later in the year on Max 😭

no because the greater intergalactic community must have been SO confused when rick started carting morty around. like, the intergalactic terrorist known for having no morals and fucking everyone over is suddenly taking this random fucking human kid with him everywhere.

and at first, people are like, maybe the kid is a victim of some kind, like he was kidnapped or something, but nope! according to everyone who's interacted with the two of them together, he seems to be traveling with this known intergalactic terrorist (mostly) willingly!

and then, someone hears the kid call the rick sanchez "grandpa" and the intergalactic internet goes wild.

so people start trying to figure out how the hell rick fucking sanchez managed to get a grandson, and why the hell he's bringing said grandson along on his various errands and genocides. because this kid doesnt really come across as some crazy genius, or epic fighter, or anything like that! but one day, a story begins to spread starting from one of rick's former business partners.

see, this former business partner of rick's thought it would be a good idea to knowingly sell rick fake k-lax, and rick didnt react too kindly to it. but, as the story goes, just as rick goes to send a bullet right through the guy's skull, the kid stops him. he gets rick to stand down as long as the guy gives rick a refund. so this guy survives crossing rick sanchez because some human kid had some sort of sway over rick!

the kid's name gets leaked. it's morty.

so maybe some of rick's enemies decide kidnapping morty will be a good way to get sway over this intergalactic terrorist. and they lock morty up, sure, but theyre not that worried about using the most secure locks or hiding the guns or anything like that. after all, the kid's a pacifist, right?

then imagine their surprise when this human kid comes guns blazing out of the burning wreckage of their base, coated in the guards' blood, just in time to hop into rick's ship (which only just arrived) like its no big deal.

and people realize that this kid might be more of a threat than they thought.

and, eventually, morty smith's presence is almost as intimidating and panic-inducing as the presence of rick sanchez.

and people on space tumblr edit flower crowns onto pictures of morty that they stole from news websites.

mfs act like they broke up and they actually kinda did???

breaking up without actual relationship hits the hardest, I guess

(and can we just focus for a moment on Wilson's puppy eyes I can't)

nah bc what the hell, is this shit even "you want to move on from me" like WHAT

gay people can't say I love you they always have to pull some shit like spying on u, invading your privacy and then knocking at the door and first thing about they ask is cancer which is not cancer

and yeah sitting at the floor of your "ex" best friend, office and sadly staring into a distance is also very straight thing to do

When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

Do you ship it?

Problematic Reasons: "Father x son" percieved dynamic, Connor is like a week old and gained full conscience even later I guess

Propaganda: They save each other and love each other. Connor is in no way his son, but well, he managed to save Hank from killing himself, and Hank helped Connor gain humanity. Also they love dogs and stupid shirts.

y'all can eat me up for this but I never thought self- insert is cringe