🎶Baby I'm Not Over It, But I'm Over You🎶

Dr. Nolan is a real brat tamer.

am i the only rick and morty fan who feels this way?

i hope season 8 don't have boring episodes like "Rise of the Numbericons: The Movie". i don't mind side characters', or side stories [a plot, b subplot] but, i'm talking about episodes where rick and morty don't appear at all, or only appear very little. the show is called "rick and morty", and that is who i expect the show to be about, those two are the only reason i watch the show, and that is who the show should be centered around, rick and morty are the main characters'. as an example; in "Rise of the Numbericons: The Movie" episode rick did not appear at all, and was replaced with goldenfold [a background character who only appears very rarely in earlier seasons], and morty was sidelined and only appeared very little in the episode. i'm starting to believe i'm the only rick and morty fan who feels, and thinks this way.

almost everytime I take of my glasses or take out my contacts i quote this

because, yes I did seen enough.

people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

don't you?

it's so important to me that I finally indulged in Tumblr as much as I do, bc now I can ramble whatever I want about, for example, Rick and Morty and I can post something like

"look how cute morty is!"

a there are a few people who will interact and be like "yeeeesss he's so cute!🥺"

and going to be excited about just like me

I'm not saying my friends ignore my passion and interests but I can see that they are not that much invested and emotional about it as I am. it's about the energy y'know? and I don't blame them! everyone has their own things they are interested in, I'm glad as long as they listen and nod along.

i don't know if I'm strong enough to resist getting prickcest tattoo... it's calling me like siren song

"c'mon design prickcest tattoo and ink this space gays on your body forever... do it. do it. do it."

and I don't know if I want to resist any longer.

Smith family coffee order HCs, courtesy of yours truly, a former barista

@hazelnut-u-out posted a poll yesterday about whether or not Rick Sanchez is an iced coffee drinker (short answer: yes, but nuance to come) and I realized that I never came up with HCs for the family's coffee orders. I love doing this for fandoms I'm in because I barista-ed for A While and low key miss it sometimes. Anyway, headcanons!!

Rick

So in his tough guy-tortured loner-vigilante phase he was obviously an avid black coffee drinker (usually spiked). Being on the run/not having a place to call one's own he develops a taste for practicality and simplicity. Thus, he likes an easy drink you can get anywhere that is impossible to mess up. However, in a post-"Analyze Piss", post-Prime, 'Rick Sanchez is experiencing new levels of DGAF' world we get into the chaotic beverage enjoyer phase. First off, he has 100% tried every single new special drink that Starbucks rolls out. The summer skies boba thing, the oleato, everything. (He's a big fan of the Irish cream flavor when it comes out seasonally and was pissed the first time when he realized it didn't have alcohol in it.) Because Rick is hugely dopamine seeking so fun colored, fun flavored things always catch his eye. I also feel like he would majorly enjoy specialty coffee shops that do elaborate coffee drinks, like this man would fuck up a cereal milk latte. I also will contend that in this phase he has no regular order, he literally gets a different thing every time just to experiment with as many drinks as possible.

Beth

Drinks flat whites because she thinks they're classy and it's easier to have a simple coffee order for the intern at the vet to take down. I also think that she generally likes mixing caffeine and alcohol (huge espresso martini fan) and probably lost her mind on vodka red bulls in college. She also definitely had a red bull addiction to get through vet school but now she only drinks them as a guilty pleasure.

Space Beth

In honor of the fact that she's recreating her dad's 30s I think she has the same taste in coffee as a young Rick, which means she drinks it black and strong. She seems like an avid French press user and most likely has sourced fancy beans from somewhere in space (Venusian coffee probably fucks)

Jerry

Hot caramel macchiato, but he's convinced that this is the traditional way macchiatos are made and despite multiple arguments about the origins of macchiatos he is staunchly of the opinion that the actual drink is an upside down latte with fuck tons of caramel.

Summer

Pink drink purist, maybe gets matcha cold foam on top when she's feeling fancy. Although I could also see her getting vanilla iced lattes when she wants more caffeine. And if she's with Rick I can imagine her joining him in ordering crazy coffees just for fun.

Morty

Morty Smith is a fourteen year old boy, the Mocha Cookie Crumble Frap was basically made for him. It's just a fucking milkshake with caffeine, although I think that when he's with Beth and Jerry they make him get the crème version.

Kinda fucked up that we all coo and sympathize with "former gifted kids" but never talk about the students who had to stay late after school or over the summer for remedial classes/clubs, who struggled to get above a C, who were given up on or punished. Who tried so hard to understand or just couldn't. Who were grouped with the "stupid kids" (a classmate called us that in remedial math btw)

Autistic kids and adhders who can't relate to their gifted peers and are constantly alienated by them. Kids who struggled in school due to dealing with a chronic or mental illness or physical/learning/developmental disability. Those of us who have had to drop out of highschool or college. Kids who worked so hard and wanted to be seen as smart, but never were. Who watched as their peers seem to fly by them in school, while they were left behind. Who were bullied and put down by those in the gifted and honors classes. Whose confidence was absolutely destroyed by education.

I love you all and I'm so sorry the school system failed you. I'm sorry you weren't properly accommodated and given the education you deserved. I'm sorry people put you down for something that they never had to fight for.

Do you ship it?

Problematic Reasons: "Father x son" percieved dynamic, Connor is like a week old and gained full conscience even later I guess

Propaganda: They save each other and love each other. Connor is in no way his son, but well, he managed to save Hank from killing himself, and Hank helped Connor gain humanity. Also they love dogs and stupid shirts.

stanford and his muse...