Bitches Be Like “big Things Coming” And Then OD

My special talent is that I can draw connections between anything. Which is good for literary analysis but also makes me socially weird

hi, i hope this email doesn’t find you. i’m scared.

these fingers are not cutting it out for me

*cuts off my whole hand*

did care + probably asked + going insane in my room

you’ve inspired me so much but i want to be nothing like you

Perfect

“It was an act of self-preservation — however misguided it was”.

i'm like a jester that gets a little whorish with it

i just saw a video of a girl saying tmi stands for “tell me immediately” and hell yeah

Can everyone start posting more rn I’m feeling lonely

im really funny once you get past my 7 awkward attempts at a joke