3lilfairiesinatrenchcoat - Verbal Chaos Energy

You possess a swagless spirit

yes i put a spell on u. do u love me yet?… how about now?

The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

almond joys??? I'll throw punch everyone within 5ft of me

I feel like 90% of "ancient curses" are probably adequately explained by the fact that the self-proclaimed adventurers who ostensibly fell victim to them were, as a class, a bunch of dipshits who engaged in frequent international travel in an era before antibiotics and vaccines. Like, the list of novel pathogens these guys were risking exposure to on a regular basis was effectively "all of them". That's gotta leave a mark.