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{A lil Hiccup} 🪗

A LATE collab with @bluetorchsky !

[TW: Cursing & Implied Violence.]

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“Where is it?!”

Accordion was walking up and down the halls, looking for something. He knew he will talking a lot in the meeting. So of course he had to find it, he can’t be hiccuping every 5 seconds that be embarrassing. Even the thought of it made his guts turn. He snapped out of his thoughts when his catches something shiny.

It was his flask, but why was it in the…? “Crap, I’m going to be late!” He thought looking at the time on the clock. Without thinking he grabbed the flask and booked it to the room where the meeting is taking place.

[1 hour later…]

*hic*

*hic*

*hic*

“Where was that coming from?” Reginald asked as he searched for the source, looking around the room. “Reg, I think I found your answer.” Right replied to his question, using his head to point out the source. Reginald raised one eyebrow but turns to only Accordion who’s face was deep red. *hic* Reginald shot up in surprise. He couldn’t believe it, Accordion the quiet one… hiccups? He just stood there like he was frozen in stone. “Love, it’s rude to stare!” Rhm chuckled at his husband’s shook. “Oh, Shut up or you’ll be sleeping somewhere else tonight.” *hic*

[2 Hours later…]

“Ok, no offense but the hiccuping is getting annoying.” Burt says frowning, pointing out the fact HE was hiccuping… for 3 WHOLE HOURS! *hic* “Wait, where’s V” Burt asked, referring to Violin was no way to be seen. “He left, dumbass.” Kurt responded to the question without looking away from his phone. “Why… did he leave?” He hesitated to ask. *hic* “Look, I fucking know, alright!” Kurt spat out annoyed. “He just left as soon after he smelled that stupid flask!”

As soon as the words came out he’s mouth, a blue haired boy went flying in through the walls, landing on the main table with a bang. *hic* They all sat there as they all saw Joker with multiple bruises on his face, crawling away for dear life. But unfortunately, Violin was speed walking after him. “Wait stop, I said I was sorry!” Joker screamed desperately at Violin. “HELP! I DON’T WANT TO DIE!!!”

“Chief, should we… save him?” Reginald & RHM stared at each other for a moment, then turned back to Burt.

“Nope, he made his own fate…”

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[So sorry it’s late, I forgot about the time I was supposed to get this done! 😅]

Sweet thanks, everyone!

{Kittycat}🐈

Behold, Toxic as the sneaky kitty!

[That is all… bye!] 

Hi I received your ask on my art blog, I'll try to answer it, but who is Swap Hubert?

I was talking about this evil dude! Sorry, if I wasn’t clear enough!😄😅

Tysm for following me! ^^ Sorry if I don't post a lot tbh. /w\^

That’s OK! I don’t mind!

𝐎𝐂 𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐉𝐈 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐒!

feel free to tweak questions + all emojis r listed in text form bc i can't see some of them aAAaaAA! sorry if any of these questions are too similar i tried to avoid that but .. there's a lot lol! categorized by emoji type.

i wanted to make one because i could not find one on tumblr already that had a ton of questions. this was created by combining ones under the #oc ask game tag + my own contributions. hi charmymemes nation i'm back.

people

👁️ EYE - what colour are their eyes? do people notice their eyes? is there anything special about them (shows emotion easily, literally magical...)?

🤥 LYING - are they good liars? do they have tells to show they're lying?

👻 GHOST - do they believe in ghosts? what are their "ghostly experiences", if any?

💥 COLLISON - what emotions do they have trouble dealing with?

😭 CRYING - what makes them cry? do they cry easily?

👊 PUNCH - are they quick to violence?

💢 ANGER - what are some habits they have that will take some getting used to?

👪 FAMILY - what is their family like? what is your ocs relationship to them? does your oc have any siblings?

😨 FEARFUL - when scared, do they go into "flight" or "fight"?

💤 SLEEPING - do they fall asleep easily? what helps them sleep?

food & drinks

🥞 PANCAKE - what is their comfort breakfast?

🎂 BIRTHDAY CAKE - when is their birthday? do they like celebrating it?

🍩 DONUT - favourite sweet treat?

🍟 FRIES - do they order food often? or they prefer to cook their own food?

☕️ HOT BEVERAGE - do they prefer hot or cold drinks? what is their favourite drink?

🍓 STRAWBERRY - do they eat their fruit & veg? what is their favourite fruit or vegetable?

🍰 CAKE SLICE - favourite cake flavour? are they specific about types of cakes?

🍧 SHAVED ICE - do they still have any objects from their childhood? what significance does it have to them? what would their reaction be if they lost it?

plants & nature

💐 BOUQUET - create a bouqet for them! what do those flowers mean? are any of the flowers their particular favourite?

🌙 MOON - what is your oc's greatest wish? how far are they willing to go for it?

🌋 VOLCANO - how bad is their temper? is it a slow boil, or a instant explosion?

🌺 HIBISCUS - do they have any allergies?

🍁 MAPLE LEAF - what is their favourite season? why?

🍃 FALLING LEAF - do they enjoy being in nature? what is their favourite outdoor activity?

☀️ SUN - are they a morning person? what is the first thing they do in the morning?

🕷️ SPIDER - what is their biggest fear? do they have any irrational / mundane fears?

🌹 ROSE - do they like valentines day? have they been confessed to before? have they confessed to anyone before?

🙈 SEE-NO-EVIL - whats a side of your oc that they don't want to show other people?

🙊 SPEAK-NO-EVIL - what is something your oc will refuse to stay quiet about?

🙉 HEAR-NO-EVIL - what is the worse thing your oc could hear from someone?

🌱 SEEDLING - what is their most vivid memory from childhood?

🍀 CLOVER - do they believe in luck? are they lucky?

🌏 EARTH - will they give up the world for someone they love? is this decision easy for them?

🌌 MILKY WAY - what was the inspiration behind your oc? what was the first thing you decided about them?

activity

⚾ BASEBALL - can they play sports? what is their best position if they play a team sport? what's their strong suit (speed, power etc.)?

🏊 SWIMMING - can they swim? or are they afraid of water? how well do they swim? how do they feel about swimming in the ocean?

objects

📣 MEGAPHONE - how loud are they? what do they speak like? got a voice claim?

📖 OPEN BOOK - do they like reading? what's their favourite genre?

🪤 MOUSE TRAP - what will always lure them into certain danger? a loved one in danger? a promise of something they are always searching for?

📸 CAMERA - do they enjoy having their picture taken? what's their go-to pose? do they like taking photos? what do they take photos of?

🎭 MASKS - do they act differently around certain people? what's different between the way they act around friends, family, strangers, etc.?

✂️ SCISSORS - what is the "last straw" for them to cut someone out of their life? how easily do they let go of people?

💡 LIGHTBULB - is your oc a planner? do they write down every small detail or just wing it?

💎 DIAMOND - how rich are they? can they live the lifestyle they want to?

🎁 PRESENT - what types of presents would they be most happy to receive? are they good at gift giving?

🍼 BABY BOTTLE - what are their thoughts on children?

🔪 KNIFE - how do they react to injury / misfortune befalling their loved ones (significant other, family, friends)? do they put themselves at blame?

👑 CROWN - what does your oc want to be remembered as? why?

✏️ PENCIL - is there a particular quote / lyric that you associate with them?

🎵 MUSIC NOTE - what is their playlist like? their favourite artists? do you associate a particular song with them?

🎤 MICROPHONE - are they good at singing? what is their go-to karaoke song?

🎷 SAXOPHONE - do they play any instruments? are they any good at it?

📚 BOOKS - how were they at school? what is their best subject? what is their worst subject? do they have a favourite subject?

👖 JEANS - what is their go-to outfit?

🎨 PALETTE - can they draw? what do they like to draw?

🎡 FERRIS WHEEL - are they someone who wants to kiss at the top of the ferris wheel?

⏳ HOURGLASS - are they usually late or on-time?

🔫 PISTOL - do they trust people easily? how easily will they turn their back to someone? have they been backstabbed before? will they betray someone if given an ultimatum?

🎀 RIBBON - how would they fit into other worlds / aus? what aus would you like to try out? what fictional world would they fit / not fit into?

📎 PAPERCLIP - a random fact.

📦 PACKAGE - what are some "most likely to..." that can apply to them?

🖍️ CRAYON - what advice would you give to them?

⚙️ GEAR - what are your ocs thoughts on science & art? which do they give more importance to? how much value do they place on each?

🔧 WRENCH - are they good at fixing relationships? or do they tend to avoid doing so?

❇️ SPARKLE - what is their most prized possession? what do they value?

📏 RULER - is your oc well educated? where did they get their learning from?

transport

🚆 TRAIN - what is their answer to the trolley problem?

🚲 BICYCLE - can they ride a bike? what do they remember from learning to ride a bicycle?

weather

🌩️ LIGHTNING - are they scared of lightning?

💧 DROPLET - random angst headcanon

❄️ SNOWFLAKE - do people consider them cold? if so, what made them this way?

🌪️ TORNADO - what is the biggest change you've ever made to them? how have they changed from their original version?

🌈 RAINBOW - what advice would they give to their younger self?

🔥 FIRE - do they have any self destructive tendencies? what habits do they have that hinder them from becoming their best self?

☁️ CLOUD - a soft headcanon

🌟 GLOWING STAR - what do they think about when they look at the night sky? is there someone they want to star gaze with?

🌠 SHOOTING STAR - if they could make any wish with no repercussions, what wish would they make?

☄️ COMET - what do people assume about them? are they right?

hearts

💓 BEATING HEART - what gets their heart racing?

💘 HEART W/ ARROW - what traits do they look for in a relationship? do they believe in love at first sight?

💗 GROWING HEART - if they have a crush, is it noticable? what changes when they're in love?

❤️ RED HEART - their love language(s)?

💙 BLUE HEART - do they miss their s/o easily? how do they act when their s/o isn't around?

💚 GREEN HEART - what things make your oc feel comforted? hugs, kisses, food?

💖 SPARKLING HEART - are they a subtle or a showy lover?

💌 LOVE LETTER - do they like love letters? what kind of messages do they leave for their partner?

💔 BROKEN HEART - what could their partner do that would absolutely break their heart?

Want to see my new drawing, cause here it is!

[TW: Blood! 🩸]

[And one without the red screen]

Enjoy!

Send me a ship and I'll give you my (brutally) honest opinion on it

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@bluetorchsky

BEST OF DYLAN HOLLIS. (courtesy of @pulchramusae)

do i call the police, or a priest? (oven beeps) … a priest.

“add one egg of lard”. what are you feeding your chickens!?

add three gils of water. was this written for a fish?

(clunking from the other side of the room) … i think i’ve summoned something.

“bake to your liking!” sweetie, none of this is my liking.

it doesn’t need salt, it needs help!

well, at least nothing hatched…

IT’S A CAT FOOD RECIPE! C H O K E!!!

it’s uncomfy and it’s bad.

the seventies! sponsored by the color beige.

can a cake be tried for treason?

either the chocolate fixes everything or this is alchemy.

you can use a hand-mixer, i’m just easily frightened by machinery.

i don’t like zucchini. it doesn’t taste bad, it just makes me feel insufficient.

you’re diluting peanut butter. to the gulag.

it’s like reading directions to purgatory.

AAAH!! BEAN REBELLION!

this ain’t food, honey. this is a bioweapon.

roughage is what dead people call fiber. and this is enough to incapacitate one medium child.

it’s incredible, and i’m mad about it.

look who’s fallen from grace… shame.

and so begins the graham cracker crust - uniformity is of utmost importance.*

YOU’RE OUT OF POCKET.

that’s the power of pine sol, baby!

it’s a breast implant!

french revolution your pineapple.

it tastes like a boot. a size 10 boot.