Genuinely I think if you have ever come up with a headcanon about a real human person, especially regarding their gender or sexuality, or sat down and written fanfiction about them, you should take a serious critical look about the way you engage with media. It’s creepy and dehumanizing to do and you really should not ever be treating real people the same way you’d treat fake ones for reasons that seem incredibly obvious but clearly aren’t
(Note: This post is a joke, and maintaining a healthy sleep schedule is important)
11. Dracula: Being the worst
10. Robert Walton: Writing down everything Victor Frankenstein says
9. The Phantom (Erik): Stalking people, causing problems, working on an opera (Unrealistic, people are not actually productive when they stay up)
8. Jack Seward: His work (lame cause he’s bad at it), ignoring his emotions (realistic)
7. Utterson: Tracking down Edward Hyde (exciting)
6. Dorian Gray: Staring at his portrait (relatable, but lame), sinning (cool)
5. Griffin: Experiencing the consequences of his actions (relatable)
4. Johnathan Harker: Worrying about the vampires that are trying to eat him (exciting)
3. Adam Frankenstein: Reading Paradise Lost (cool), setting fires (fun!), starving in the woods (tragic)
2. Dr. Jekyll: Violence (fun!), being Edward Hyde (funner!)
1. Victor Frankenstein: Playing god (cool), angsting (realistic)
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THIs IS THE MADRIGAL SISTERS DYNAMIC POST MOVIE
COME ON LOOK AT THIS PHOTO
HOW IS IT NOT THEIR DYNAMIC
i know logically that there are probably so many benefits of being in a relationship with a telepath but honestly i consider the main one to be that whenever erik says “charles where’s the thing?” charles immediately knows what he’s talking about
You're telling me a ginger bred this man?
i imagine hyde is very particular about tiny details people mention about jekyll, like, to the point where he aggressively corrects people on stuff and they wonder why this tiny little supposed-friend/patient/protege/blackmailer(?) cares so much
for example:
Someone: Yea, I saw Jek walking down here the other da--
Hyde: Jek-YLL. It's Jek-YLL.
Someone: ..yea, I know, its just a nicknam--
Hyde: JEK-YLL. put some RESPECT on that name
i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words
This makes me feel things. Screen caps ruthlessly stolen from @gucciboots
There’s something about the way Stevens eyes were so wide when he first hugged Marc in this ep that really gets me.
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