Sometimes Self-care Is Hitting Count Dracula With A Shovel 

My doctors told me I’m not allowed to drink coffee because it might give me a heart attack but I love doing it because it makes me feel bonkers yonkers. Absolutely hitty tittys. I could kill anyone and also I’m definitely the next Frankenstein but like worse

okay but how fucking funny would it be if immediately after buzzfeed unsolved ends, they announce a new show on watcher with the exact same premise and execution

Jekyll: [working]

Hyde in the back of his head: stick your hand into the chemical NOW!!!! For a good laugh. Drink the forbidden fruit punch.

#polite king

for @captainkappa ✨

ofmd s2 predictions

-they play landslide by fleetwood mac

-izzy becomes more of a bastard <3

-izzy finally gets some dick

-spanish jackie x jim

-buttons gets a new bird but it's an albatross

-stede finds the red fabric. bonus points if he wears it

-calico jack returns

-john silver cameo

-they meet a swedish ship and the entire crew is played by the members of abba

-black pete heel turn after he finds out about lucius' death

-anne bonny and mary read are here and they are lesbians #lovewins

-there's a romeo & juliet moment where ed hears about stede's (fake) death and believes it

-ed and stede reunite at/near a lighthouse

marc throwing his kippah on the ground, picking it up, apologizing to it, and sobbing is actually something that can be so personal to me, a jew

this was funnier in my head