I Like That Guillermo Has Killed People But Hes Still Shy

there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.

I’m so glad tumblr is my social media of choice because kids on tiktok have to write like this

Callout post for Jonathan Harker

On his blog he claimed he was trapped in castle dracula but one of my mutuals LITERALLY saw him sneak out at night and steal a woman’s baby??

starting the x files. why this bitch named fox

Steven: *Sneezes*

Marc, from inside his head: Bless you.

Steven: God?

i uhhhhh. i just saw thor: love and thunder

I didn’t go to university for the education. I went for the corrupt mad scientist addicted to to unreachable knowledge aesthetic

Literally what is going on why is horse number 1 trending

Absolutely pivotal men in terms of the formation of who I am today thank you Charles and Erik

having undiagnosed autism is a sacred tradition that has been passed down in my family for generations