Im At Th Parking Lot Attacking People With Chains & Scythes & Shit

“Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles

I just need to post this chaos. 🤣🤣

tma fans be like "omg can't wait to listen to my comfort show" and then it's medical malpractice asmr

ylfa snorgelsson meeting snow white and finding out the beast is a princess is such a gay moment. there are two wolves inside you: one has crushes on women and the other feels monstrous because it doesn't perform femininity in a way society approves of. they're both lesbians.

You call it dermatillomania I call it a constant jane prentiss cosplay

I've DONE the silly little skincare I've DONE the silly little masks I've DONE the silly little scrubs WHERE IS THE CLOWN TO TAKE MY SKIN

It’s fun to think abt what could have happened if Walter White taught any other subject. Like Economics teacher Mr White is teaming up with Jesse who works customer service at a bank and they’re frauding the stock market. English Mr White is plagiarising poetry and publishing it under Jesse P. Inkman. Mr White the PE teacher obviously is pumping Jesse full of steroids so he can illegally win The Big Race. And Mr White from the art department? I’m sure I don’t need to say hentai

A shark, Wybie, and a few months

If yes or used to please say in the tags whats it's name,what animal it is and how old it is"

like to cover a car with hammers, reblog to explode it