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HSBSHSHABSBSBA I JUST SHOWED MY DAD A POST FROM MY TUMBLR BLOG AND HE SAYS “what’s tumblr?”

Friend 1: my brother has a poster of him

Friend 2: Dream???

Friend 1: no, Bin Laden

Lmao so at my school we had spirit days a while back, and one of them was Barbie. Everyone else was like “oh sweet I probably have something pink” but *my* first thought “my mom owns a fur coat”

My mojo dojo casa house era

people ask “oh what kind of ‘kid’ were you” and I’m like bitch I was all four. had to do band in 5-6 grade, did choir in 7th grade, have done theater since 3rd grade, and have done art since 9th grade. In the mf avatar try me bitch

to all of you lovely folks who reblog this pleasE TELL ME WHY THIS IS FUNNY I FEEL LIKE IM THE ONLY OME WHO DOESNT UNDERSTAND AN INSIDE JOKE EVEN THO IM THE ONE WHO MADE IT😭😭😭

Mkay so one time I was at the doctors office and I had to do the usual finger prick to test my iron levels you know, the standard

The nurse lady came back and said that we’re gonna have to retry cuz the results said I have a high blood count (which essentially means that the machine probably messed up)

I nodded my head and said “I have a lot of blood per blood” and for some reason the nurse and my mom found that abso-fucking-lutely hilarious and the both burst out laughing

my mom: you do have very child like interests considering your age.

me, wearing a hello kitty sweater and bluey sweatpants while looking up Pokémon cards I want to buy AND eating the mac n cheese from the kids menu: I have no idea what you are talking about

So, I have an idea for a book. In short it is very gay and involves pirates, featuring an entirely woman crew.

Do I know anything about writing books? No. Is it a good idea for a book? Maybe. Was I elected “most likely to become a published author” my senior year of high school and has it given me more confidence in my abilities than it probably should have? Most likely.

I may make more posts on this, though I wanted to get The Mass’s thoughts.

Also any advice you have would be very nice <3

You’re the rata to my touille

me trying to start a 350 minimum words discussion post: idk if I can do it man…

One mania induced 700< word mini-essay later: how did we get here

YOOOOOO

I just got 40,000 in Tetris